Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor by Unknown
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newcomers, "My dear Lottie!" cried he, "if I'd only known you were
coming I'd have gone after you!" As he caught her by the hand I was pleased to see her soft eyes brighten with gratification at his enthusiasm, but my sister Lu looked on naturally with astonishment in every feature. "Why, Billy!" said she, "you ought not to call a strange young lady '_Lottie!_' Miss Pilgrim, you must excuse my wild boy." "And you must excuse my mother, Lottie," said Billy, affectionately patting Miss Pilgrim's rose kid, "for calling you a strange young lady. You are not strange at all--you're just as nice a girl as there is." "There are no excuses necessary," said Miss Pilgrim, with a bewitching little laugh. "Billy and I know each other intimately well, Mrs. Lovegrove; and I confess that when I heard the lady aunt had been invited to visit was his mother, I felt all the more willing to infringe etiquette this evening by coming where I had no previous introduction." "Don't you care!" said Billy encouragingly--"I'll introduce you to every one of our family; I know 'em, if you don't." At this moment I came up as Billy's reinforcement, and fearing lest in his enthusiasm he might forget the canon of society which introduces a gentleman to a lady, not the lady to him, I ventured to suggest it delicately by saying: |
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