Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor by Unknown
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page 76 of 161 (47%)
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_Each to be accompanied with a wink._
Amativeness, 7 Most men love the conflicting sex, and all men love to be told they do. Alimentiveness, 8 Don't you see that he has burst off his lowest waistcoat button with feeding--hey? Acquisitiveness, 8 Of course. A middle-aged Yankee. Approbativeness, 7+ Hat well brushed. Hair ditto. Mark the effect of that plus sign. Self-esteem, 6 His face shows that. Benevolence, 9 That'll please him. Conscientiousness, 8 1/2 That fraction looks first rate. Mirthfulness, 7 Has laughed twice since he came in. That sounds well. Ideality, 9 Form, Size, Weight, Color, Locality, Eventuality, etc., Average everything that can't be guessed. etc. (4 to 6) And so of other faculties |
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