topless towers of Ilium?"

"What's this? I don't understand."

"Certainly you do not; no sensible person would. I showed it to my
young gentleman, and requested an explanation. 'Oh,' he said, 'when
you told me to write to Troy, it made me think of those lines.' He
added that not wishing to forget them, he wrote them down on a sheet
of paper, and that probably he used the other side of the sheet for
the Troy letter--'by mistake.' 'Mistake, sir!' I said, 'a sufficient
number of _mistakes_ will send me out of business.'"

"Samuel," said Dr. Lavendar thoughtfully, "do you recall whose face it
was that 'launched the thousand ships' on Troy?"

Samuel shook his head,

"Helen's" said Dr. Lavendar.

The senior warden frowned, then suddenly understood. "Oh, yes, I know
all about that. Another evidence of his folly!"

"I've no doubt you feel like spanking him," Dr. Lavendar said
sympathetically, "but--" he stopped short. Sam Wright was crimson.

"I! _Spank_ him? I?" He got up, opening and shutting his hands,
his face very red. The old minister looked at him in consternation.

"Sam! what on earth is the matter with you? Can't a man have his
joke?"