Literary Lapses by Stephen Leacock
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"I find, for instance," the first man went on, "that a
drop of water is filled with little...with little...I forget just what you call them...little--er--things, every cubic inch containing--er--containing...let me see..." "Say a million," said the other thinker, encouragingly. "Yes, a million, or possibly a billion...but at any rate, ever so many of them." "Is it possible?" said the other. "But really, you know there are wonderful things in the world. Now, coal...take coal..." "Very, good," said his friend, "let us take coal," settling back in his seat with the air of an intellect about to feed itself. "Do you know that every ton of coal burnt in an engine will drag a train of cars as long as...I forget the exact length, but say a train of cars of such and such a length, and weighing, say so much...from...from...hum! for the moment the exact distance escapes me...drag it from..." "From here to the moon," suggested the other. "Ah, very likely; yes, from here to the moon. Wonderful, isn't it?" |
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