Literary Lapses by Stephen Leacock
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I wasn't feeling in a very responsive mood, but I saw no way to stop him, so I merely said, "All right, throw me your thread, I'll catch it." "Well," Sinclair began with great animation, "this count gets this letter..." "Hold on," I interrupted, "what count gets what letter?" "Oh, the count it's about, you know. He gets this letter from this Porphirio." "From which Porphirio?" "Why, Porphirio sent the letter, don't you see, he sent it," Sinclair exclaimed a little impatiently--"sent it through Demonio and told him to watch for him with him, and kill him when he got him." "Oh, see here!" I broke in, "who is to meet who, and who is to get stabbed?" "They're going to stab Demonio." "And who brought the letter?" "Demonio." "Well, now, Demonio must be a clam! What did he bring it |
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