Literary Lapses by Stephen Leacock
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Condottiere to steal the document from...let me see;
what was he called?...Oh, yes...from the Dog of Venice, so that...or...no, hang it, you put me out, that's all wrong. It's the other way round. Pio wasn't clever at all; he's a regular darned fool. It's the Dog that's crafty. By Jove, he's fine," Sinclair went on; warming up to enthusiasm again, "he just does anything he wants. He makes this Demonio (Demonio is one of those hirelings, you know, he's the tool of the Dog)...makes him steal the document off Porphirio, and..." "But how does he get him to do that?" I asked. "Oh, the Dog has Demonio pretty well under his thumb, so he makes Demonio scheme round till he gets old Pio--er--gets him under his thumb, and then, of course, Pio thinks that Porphirio--I mean he thinks that he has Porphirio--er--has him under his thumb." "Half a minute, Sinclair," I said, "who did you say was under the Dog's thumb?" "Demonio." "Thanks. I was mixed in the thumbs. Go on." "Well, just when things are like this..." "Like what?" |
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