The Old Stone House by Constance Fenimore Woolson
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happened during my visit to C------ last summer."
After a little general conversation upon somnambulism, and the stories connected with it, Hugh took up another paper. "Ladies and gentlemen," he said, "the next manuscript, which I have taken at random from the basket, seems to be poetical. It is prefaced by the following note:-- "'To the Editor,--Sir: I am a Boston man; I do not deny it, but glory in the title! Some winters ago I was tempted to go west on business, and found myself snowed up in that great Metropolis of the Lakes,--the Pride of the West,--the Garden City,--in a word, Chicago! It was before the great fire; the hotels were crowded; I was in the fifth story, and, need I say it, I was miserable! In addition to my bodily sufferings, my ear was tortured by the various pronunciations given to the city's name. No sooner had I mastered one than I heard another! At last, driven to desperation, I tried to while away the time in composing the following 'Ode,' in which my feelings, and the three different pronunciations are expressed:-- 'ODE TO CHICAGO. The wind is loud, and on the road The snow lays an embargo, While, in his room, a Boston man Sits snow-bound in Chi-CAR-go. A monkey when he is so sick That he can't make his paw go, |
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