St. Patrick's day, or, the scheming lieutenant : a farce in one act by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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_O'Con_. [_Aside_.] Ay, faith; in my opinion she can't do a
worse thing. Now he is going to bother me about an old hag that has been dead these six years. _Rosy_. Oh, poor Dolly! I never shall see her like again; such an arm for a bandage--veins that seemed to invite the lancet. Then her skin, smoothe and white as a gallipot; her mouth as large and not larger than the mouth of a penny phial; her lips conserve of roses; and then her teeth--none of your sturdy fixtures--ache as they would, it was but a small pull, and out they came. I believe I have drawn half a score of her poor dear pearls--[_weeps_]--But what avails her beauty? Death has no consideration--one must die as well as another. _O'Con_. [_Aside_.] Oh, if he begins to moralize---[_Takes out his snuff-box_.] _Rosy_. Fair and ugly, crooked or straight, rich or poor--flesh is grass--flowers fade! _O'Con_. Here, doctor, take a pinch, and keep up your spirits. _Rosy_. True, true, my friend; grief can't mend the matter--all's for the best; but such a woman was a great loss, lieutenant. _O'Con_. To be sure, for doubtless she had mental accomplishments equal to her beauty. _Rosy_. Mental accomplishments! she would have stuffed an alligator, or pickled a lizard, with any apothecary's wife in the |
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