Psmith in the City by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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'You must thoroughly understand that you are expected to remain in your places during business hours.' 'Of course,' said Psmith, 'that makes it a little hard for Comrade Jackson to post letters, does it not?' 'Have you been posting letters?' 'We have,' said Psmith. 'You have wronged us. Seeing our absent places you jumped rashly to the conclusion that we were merely gadding about in pursuit of pleasure. Error. All the while we were furthering the bank's best interests by posting letters.' 'You had no business to leave your place. Jackson is on the posting desk.' 'You are very right,' said Psmith, 'and it shall not occur again. It was only because it was the first day, Comrade Jackson is not used to the stir and bustle of the City. His nerve failed him. He shrank from going to the post-office alone. So I volunteered to accompany him. And,' concluded Psmith, impressively, 'we won safely through. Every letter has been posted.' 'That need not have taken you half an hour.' 'True. And the actual work did not. It was carried through swiftly and surely. But the nerve-strain had left us shaken. Before resuming our more ordinary duties we had to refresh. A brief breathing-space, a little coffee and porridge, and here we are, fit for work once more.' |
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