The Man Upstairs and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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'He seems to be able to sell his pictures, so I suppose they must be good; but nothing could give him the right to patronize you as he does.' '"My learned friend's manner would be intolerable in an emperor to a black-beetle,"' quoted Beverley. 'Well, what are we going to do about it?' 'If only you could sell a picture, too!' 'Ah! Well, I've done my part of the contract. I've delivered the goods. There the thing is at Epstein's. The public can't blame me if it doesn't sell. All they've got to do is to waltz in in their thousands and fight for it. And, by the way, talking of waltzes--' 'Oh, it's finished,' said Annette, dispiritedly. 'Published too, for that matter.' 'Published! What's the matter, then? Why this drooping sadness? Why aren't you running around the square, singing like a bird?' 'Because,' said Annette, 'unfortunately, I had to pay the expenses of publication. It was only five pounds, but the sales haven't caught up with that yet. If they ever do, perhaps there'll be a new edition.' 'And will you have to pay for that?' 'No. The publishers would.' |
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