The Man Upstairs and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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Tom muttered unintelligibly. Mr Williams adjusted the top-hat without
which he never stirred abroad, even into his garden. He blinked benevolently at Tom. 'You're making up to that young gal of Jane's,' he proceeded. 'You can't deceive _me_. All these p'taties, and what not. _I_ seen your game fast enough. Just you drop it, young Tom.' 'Why?' muttered Tom, rebelliously. A sudden distaste for old Mr Williams blazed within him. 'Why? 'Cos you'll only burn your fingers if you don't, that's why. I been watching this young gal of Jane's, and I seen what sort of a young gal she be. She's a flipperty piece, that's what she be. You marry that young gal, Tom, and you'll never have no more quiet and happiness. She'd just take and turn the place upsy-down on you. The man as marries that young gal has got to be master in his own home. He's got to show her what's what. Now, you ain't got the devil in you to do that, Tom. You're what I might call a sort of a sheep. I admires it in you, Tom. I like to see a young man steady and quiet, same as what you be. So that's how it is, you see. Just you drop this foolishness, young Tom, and leave that young gal be, else you'll burn your fingers, same as what I say.' And, giving his top-hat a rakish tilt, the old gentleman ambled indoors, satisfied that he had dropped a guarded hint in a pleasant and tactful manner. It is to be supposed that this interview stung Tom to swift action. Otherwise, one cannot explain why he should not have been just as |
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