The Man Upstairs and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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He did not rise.
'Come along!' said Tom. He spoke thickly. His breath was coming in gasps. He was a terrible spectacle, but Sally was past the weaker emotions. She was back in the Stone Age, and her only feeling was one of passionate pride. She tried to speak. She struggled to put all she felt into words, but something kept her dumb, and she followed him in silence. In the lane outside his cottage, down by the creek, Joe Blossom was clipping a hedge. The sound of footsteps made him turn. He did not recognize Tom till he spoke. 'Joe, there's been a mistake,' said Tom. 'Been a gunpowder explosion, more like,' said Joe, a simple, practical man. 'What you been doin' to your face?' 'She's going to marry me, Joe.' Joe eyed Sally inquiringly. 'Eh? You promised to marry _me_.' 'She promised to marry all of us. You, me, Ted Pringle, and Albert Parsons.' 'Promised--to--marry--all--of--us!' |
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