The Man Upstairs and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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you made the mistake of your life when you threw up the rescuer part.
It has all the fat. I see that now. The rescuer plays the other man off the stage every time. I've just been interviewed by the fellow on the local newspaper. He's correspondent to a couple of London papers. The country will ring with this thing. I've told them all the parts I've ever played and my favourite breakfast food. There's a man coming up to take my photograph tomorrow. _Footpills_ stock has gone up with a run. Wait till Monday and see what sort of a house we shall draw. By the way, the reporter fellow said one funny thing. He asked if you weren't the same man who was rescued yesterday by a girl. I said of course not--that you had only come down yesterday. But he stuck to it that you were.' 'He was quite right.' 'What!' 'I was.' Mr Mifflin sat down on the bed. 'This fellow fell off the pier, and a girl brought him in.' George nodded. 'And that was you?' George nodded. Mr Mifflin's eyes opened wide. |
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