The Man Upstairs and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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To the eye of an experienced critic the picture would certainly have
seemed crude. It was a study of a dark-eyed child holding a large black cat. Statisticians estimate that there is no moment during the day when one or more young artists somewhere on the face of the globe are not painting pictures of children holding cats. 'I call it "Child and Cat",' said the young man. 'Rather a neat title, don't you think? Gives you the main idea of the thing right away. That,' he explained, pointing obligingly with the stem of his pipe, 'is the cat.' Annette belonged to that large section of the public which likes or dislikes a picture according to whether its subject happens to please or displease them. Probably there was not one of the million or so child-and-cat eyesores at present in existence which she would not have liked. Besides, he had been very nice about her music. 'I think it's splendid,' she announced. The young man's face displayed almost more surprise than joy. 'Do you really?' he said. 'Then I can die happy--that is, if you'll let me come down and listen to those songs of yours first.' 'You would only knock on the floor,' objected Annette. 'I'll never knock on another floor as long as I live,' said the ex-brute, reassuringly. 'I hate knocking on floors. I don't see what people want to knock on floors _for_, anyway.' |
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