The Man Upstairs and Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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Arthur nodded, stropping a razor the while. He appeared to be bearing the revelations with complete fortitude. Yet, only a few weeks before, a customer's comment on this same whiteness had stirred him to his depths. 'And this morning--what do you think? Why, he meets me as bold as you please, and gives me a cake of toilet soap. Like his impudence!' She paused, hopefully. 'Always useful, soap,' said Arthur, politely sententious. 'Lovely it was,' went on Maud, dully conscious of failure, but stippling in like an artist the little touches which give atmosphere and verisimilitude to a story. 'All scented. Horace will tease me about it, I can tell you.' She paused. Surely he must--Why, a sea-anemone would be torn with jealousy at such a tale. Arthur did not even wince. He was charming about it. Thought it very kind of the young fellow. Didn't blame him for being struck by the whiteness of her hands. Touched on the history of soap, which he happened to have been reading up in the encyclopedia at the free library. And behaved altogether in such a thoroughly gentlemanly fashion that Maud stayed awake half the night, crying. * * * * * |
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