Three Men and a Maid by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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sentiment, but she was her father's daughter and inherited from him the
business sense. "Here it is." He pulled out his pocket-book. The book was dripping, but the contents were only fairly moist. "Pa!" said the girl. The trouser-seat remained where it was--deaf to its child's cry. "Pa! Commere! Wantcha!" The trousers did not even quiver. But this girl was a girl of decision. There was some nautical implement resting in a rack convenient to her hand. It was long, solid, and constructed of one of the harder forms of wood. Deftly extracting this from its place she smote her inoffensive parent on the only visible portion of him. He turned sharply, exhibiting a red, bearded face. "Pa, this gen'man wants to be took aboard the boat at quarantine. He'll give you fifty berries." The wrath died out of the skipper's face like the slow turning down of a lamp. The fishing had been poor, and so far he had only managed to secure a single two-dollar bill. In a crisis like the one which had so suddenly arisen you cannot do yourself justice with a boat-hook. "Fifty berries!" "Fifty seeds!" the girl assured him. "Are you on?" |
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