Little Warrior by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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things that come into your head."
"You can't say a thing unless it comes into your head." "You know what I mean," Freddie went on earnestly, not to be diverted from his theme. "You say rummy things and you do rummy things. What I mean to say is, you're impulsive." "What have I ever done that the sternest critic could call rummy?" "Well, I've seen you with my own eyes stop in the middle of Bond Street and help a lot of fellows shove along a cart that had got stuck. Mind you, I'm not blaming you for it . . ." "I should hope not. The poor old horse was trying all he knew to get going, and he couldn't quite make it. Naturally, I helped." "Oh, I know. Very decent and all that, but I doubt if Lady Underhill would have thought a lot of it. And you're so dashed chummy with the lower orders." "Don't be a snob, Freddie." "I'm not a snob," protested Freddie, wounded. "When I'm alone with Parker--for instance--I'm as chatty as dammit. But I don't ask waiters in public restaurants how their lumbago is." "Have you ever had lumbago?" "No." |
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