Little Warrior by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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"Why do you suppose I've been talking such a lot? Why do you imagine I snapped your poor, innocent head off just now? I'm terrified inside, terrified!" "You don't look it, by Jove!" "No, I'm trying to be a little warrior. That's what Uncle Chris always used to call me. It started the day when he took me to have a tooth out, when I was ten. 'Be a little warrior, Jill!' he kept saying--'Be a little warrior!' And I was." She looked at the clock. "But I shan't be if they don't get here soon. The suspense is awful." She strummed the keys. "Suppose she _doesn't_ like me, Freddie! You see how you've scared me." "I didn't say she wouldn't. I only said you'd got to watch out a bit." "Something tells me she won't. My nerve is oozing out of me." Jill shook her head impatiently. "It's all so vulgar! I thought this sort of thing only happened in the comic papers and in music-hall songs. Why, it's just like that song somebody used to sing." She laughed. "Do you remember? I don't know how the verse went, but . . . John took me round to see his mother, his mother, his mother! And when he'd introduced us to each other, She sized up everything that I had on. |
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