Little Warrior by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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still addressing an audience that seemed reluctant to stop and listen
to him. The stage-hand squinted out round the edge of the curtain. "If he's a friend of yours, miss, kindly get 'im to cheese it and get a move on. We're clearing out. There's nothing we can do. It's got too much of an 'old. In about another two ticks the roof's going to drop on us." Jill's friend came squeezing back through the opening. "Hullo! Still here?" He blinked approvingly at her through the smoke. "You're a little soldier! Well, Augustus, what's on your mind?" The simple question seemed to take the stage-hand aback. "Wot's on my mind? I'll tell you wot's on my blinking mind . . ." "Don't tell me. Let me guess. I've got it! The place is on fire!" The stage-hand expectorated disgustedly. Flippancy at such a moment offended his sensibilities. "We're 'opping it," he said. "Great minds think alike! We are hopping it, too." "You'd better! And damn quick!" "And, as you suggest, damn quick! You think of everything!" |
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