A Head of Kay's by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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Then the voice of one having authority.
"What's the matter? What are you doing?" It was perfectly obvious what the guard was doing. It was trying to get out from underneath the fallen tent. Private Jones explained this with some warmth. "Somebody jumped at me and sat on my head in the ditch. I couldn't get up. And then some blackguard cut the ropes of the guard-tent. I couldn't see who it was. He cut off directly the tent went down." Private Jones further expressed a wish that he could find the chap. When he did, there would, he hinted, be trouble in the old homestead. The tent was beginning to disgorge its prisoners. "Guard, turn out!" said a facetious voice from the darkness. The camp was divided into two schools of thought. Those who were watching the guard struggle out thought the episode funny. The guard did not. It was pathetic to hear them on the subject of their mysterious assailants. Matters quieted down rapidly after the tent had been set up again. The spectators were driven back to their lines by their officers. The guard turned in again to try and restore their shattered nerves with sleep until their time for sentry-go came round. Private Jones picked up his rifle and resumed his beat. The affair was at an end as far as that night was concerned. Next morning, as might be expected, nothing else was talked about. |
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