The Coming of Bill by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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Bailey objected to being addressed as "bo," and he was annoyed that
Steve should have guessed the truth respecting his overnight movements. Still more was he annoyed that Steve's material mind should attribute to a surfeit of lobster a pallor that was superinduced by a tortured soul. "I did--ah--take supper last night, it is true," he said. "But if I am a little pale to-day, that is not the cause. Things have occurred to annoy me intensely." "You should worry!" advised Steve. "Catch!" The heavy medicine-ball struck Bailey in the chest before he could bring up his hands and sent him staggering back. "Damn it, Dingle," he gasped. "Kindly give me warning before you do that sort of thing." Steve was delighted. It amused his simple, honest soul to catch Bailey napping, and the incident gave him a text on which to hang a lecture. And, next to fighting, he loved best the sound of his own voice. "Warning? Nix!" he said. "Ain't it just what I been telling you every day for weeks? You gotta be ready _always_. You seen me holding the pellet. You should oughter have been saying to yourself: 'I gotta keep an eye on that gink, so's he don't soak me one with that thing when I ain't looking.' Then you would have caught it and whizzed it back at me, and maybe, if I hadn't been ready for it, you might have knocked the breeze out of me." |
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