Tales of St. Austin's by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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'I thought I heard you say something about tea this afternoon, Scott,' said Venables. 'I just looked in on the chance. Good Heavens, man! Fancy muffins at this time of year! Do you happen to know what the thermometer is in the shade?' 'Take a seat,' said Scott. 'I attribute my entire success in life to the fact that I never find it too hot to eat muffins. Do you know Pillingshot? One of the hottest fieldsmen in the School. At least, he was just now. He's probably cooled off since then. Venables--Pillingshot, and _vice versa_. Buck up with the tea, Pillingshot. What, ready? Good man. Now we might almost begin.' 'Beastly thing that accident of young Brown's, wasn't it?' said Scott. 'Chaps oughtn't to go slamming about like that with the field full of fellows. I suppose he won't be right by next Saturday?' 'Not a chance. Why? Oh, yes, I forgot. He was to have scored for the team at Windybury, wasn't he?' 'Who are you going to get now?' Venables was captain of the St Austin's team. The match next Saturday was at Windybury, on the latter's ground. 'I haven't settled,' said Venables. 'But it's easy to get somebody. Scoring isn't one of those things which only one chap in a hundred understands.' Then Pillingshot had an idea--a great, luminous idea. |
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