A Prefect's Uncle by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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'Don't talk rot,' he said, 'I can't fight a prefect.' This, of course, the Bishop had known all along. What he had intended to do if Monk had kept up his end he had not decided when he embarked upon the engagement. The head of a House cannot fight by-battles with his inferiors without the loss of a good deal of his painfully acquired dignity. But Gethryn knew Monk, and he had felt justified in risking it. He improved the shining hour with an excursus on the subject of bullying, dispensed a few general threats, and left the room. Monk had--perhaps not unnaturally--not forgotten the incident, and now that public opinion ran strongly against Gethryn on account of his M.C.C. match manoeuvres, he acted. A mass meeting of the Mob was called in his study, and it was unanimously voted that field-outs in the morning were undesirable, and that it would be judicious if the team were to strike. Now, as the Mob included in their numbers eight of the House Eleven, their opinions on the subject carried weight. 'Look here,' said Waterford, struck with a brilliant idea, 'I tell you what we'll do. Let's sign a round-robin refusing to play in the House matches unless Gethryn resigns the captaincy and the field-outs stop.' 'We may as well sign in alphabetical order,' said Monk prudently. 'It'll make it safer.' The idea took the Mob's fancy. The round-robin was drawn up and signed. 'Now, if we could only get Reece,' suggested Danvers. 'It's no good asking Marriott, but Reece might sign.' |
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