A Prefect's Uncle by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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Baker took a green scoring-book from the shelf and passed it to him. 'Look for yourself,' he said. Norris looked. He looked long and earnestly. Then he handed the book back. 'Then they've won!' he said blankly. 'How do you guess these things?' observed Baker with some bitterness. 'Well, you are a crew,' said Norris. 'Getting out for twenty-one and forty-eight! I see Gethryn got nine for thirty in the second innings. He seems to have been on the spot. I suppose the wicket suited him.' 'If you can call it a wicket. Next time you specially select a pitch for the House to play on, I wish you'd hunt up something with some slight pretensions to decency.' 'Why, what was wrong with the pitch? It was a bit worn, that was all.' 'If,' said Baker, 'you call having holes three inches deep just where every ball pitches being a bit worn, I suppose it was. Anyhow, it would have been almost as well, don't you think, if you'd stopped and played for the House, instead of going off to your rotten village match? You were sick enough when Gethryn went off in the M.C.C. match.' 'Oh, curse,' said Norris. |
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