A Prefect's Uncle by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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Baker suggested gently that if anybody was going to be fagged out at
the end of the day, it would in all probability be the Beckford bowlers, and not a man who, as he was careful to point out, had run up a century a mere three days ago against Yorkshire, and who was apparently at that moment at the very top of his form. 'Well,' said Norris, 'he might crock himself or anything. Rank bad policy, I call it. Anybody else?' Baker resumed his reading. A string of unknowns ended in another celebrity. 'Blackwell?' said Norris. 'Not O. T. Blackwell?' 'It says A. T. But,' went on Baker, brightening up again, 'they always get the initials wrong in the papers. Certain to be O. T. By the way, I suppose you saw that he made eighty-three against Notts the other day?' Norris tried to comfort himself by observing that Notts couldn't bowl for toffee. 'Last week, too,' said Baker, 'he made a hundred and forty-six not out against Malvern for the Gentlemen of Warwickshire. They couldn't get him out,' he concluded with unction. In spite of the fact that he himself was playing in the match today, and might under the circumstances reasonably look forward to a considerable dose of leather-hunting, the task of announcing the bad news to Norris appeared to have a most elevating effect on his spirits: 'That's nothing extra special,' said Norris, in answer to the last item |
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