A Prefect's Uncle by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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'Tut, tut,' said Baker facetiously to the raging captain.
Baker's was essentially a flippant mind. Not even a moment of solemn agony, such as this, was sacred to him. Norris was icy and severe. 'If you want to rot about, Baker,' he said, 'perhaps you'd better go and play stump-cricket with the juniors.' 'Well,' retorted Baker, with great politeness, 'I suppose seeing you miss a gaper like that right into your hands made me think I was playing stump-cricket with the juniors.' At this point the conversation ceased, Baker suddenly remembering that he had not yet received his First Eleven colours, and that it would therefore be rash to goad the captain too freely, while Norris, for his part, recalled the fact that Baker had promised to do some Latin verse for him that evening, and might, if crushed with some scathing repartee, refuse to go through with that contract. So there was silence in the slips. The partnership was broken at last by a lucky accident. The conversationalist called his partner for a short run, and when that unfortunate gentleman had sprinted some twenty yards, reconsidered the matter and sent him back. Reece had the bails off before the victim had completed a third of the return journey. For some time after this matters began to favour the School again. With the score at a hundred and five, three men left in two overs, one |
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