A Prefect's Uncle by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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page 84 of 176 (47%)
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'I say, can you tell me the way to Anfield, please?' said the Bishop as
he came up. The man stopped, apparently rooted to the spot. He surveyed the Bishop with a glassy but determined stare from head to foot. Then he looked earnestly at the bicycle, and finally, in perfect silence, began to inspect the Bishop again. 'Eh?' he said at length. 'Can you tell me the way to Anfield?' 'Anfield?' 'Yes. How do I get there?' The man perpended, and when he replied did so after the style of the late and great Ollendorf. 'Old Inns,' he said dreamily, waving a hand down the road by which he had come, 'be over there.' 'Yes, yes, I know,' said Gethryn. 'Was born at Old Inns, I was,' continued the man, warming to his subject. 'Lived there fifty-five years, I have. Yeou go straight down the road an' yeou cam t' Old Inns. Yes, that be the way t' Old Inns.' Gethryn nobly refrained from rending the speaker limb from limb. |
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