A Prefect's Uncle by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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page 94 of 176 (53%)
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'Did you hear what I said, Gethryn?' (icily). 'Where were you yesterday
afternoon?' 'I can't say, sir.' These words may convey two meanings. They may imply ignorance, in which case the speaker should be led gently off to the nearest asylum. Or they may imply obstinacy. Mr Jephson decided that in the present case obstinacy lay at the root of the matter. He became icier than ever. 'Very well, Gethryn,' he said, 'I shall report this to the Headmaster.' And Gethryn, feeling that the conference was at an end, proceeded on his way. After chapel there was Norris to be handled. Norris had been rather late for chapel that morning, and had no opportunity of speaking to the Bishop. But after the service was over, and the School streamed out of the building towards their respective houses, he waylaid him at the door, and demanded an explanation. The Bishop refused to give one. Norris, whose temper never had a chance of reaching its accustomed tranquillity until he had consumed some breakfast--he hated early morning chapel--raved. The Bishop was worried, but firm. 'Then you mean to say--you don't mean to say--I mean, you don't intend to explain?' said Norris finally, working round for the twentieth time to his original text. 'I can't explain.' |
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