The Clicking of Cuthbert by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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ordinary myself----"
"What!" cried Cuthbert. "You ordinary? Why, you are a pearl among women, the queen of your sex. You can't have been looking in a glass lately. You stand alone. Simply alone. You make the rest look like battered repaints." "Well," said Adeline, softening a trifle, "I believe I am fairly good-looking----" "Anybody who was content to call you fairly good-looking would describe the Taj Mahal as a pretty nifty tomb." "But that is not the point. What I mean is, if I marry a nonentity I shall be a nonentity myself for ever. And I would sooner die than be a nonentity." "And, if I follow your reasoning, you think that that lets _me_ out?" "Well, really, Mr. Banks, _have_ you done anything, or are you likely ever to do anything worth while?" Cuthbert hesitated. "It's true," he said, "I didn't finish in the first ten in the Open, and I was knocked out in the semi-final of the Amateur, but I won the French Open last year." "The--what?" |
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