The Clicking of Cuthbert by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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which would have induced strangulation in their young brothers. The
amateur sweater of those days was, in fact, practically tantamount to German propaganda. Peter and James were accordingly baffled. One evening the sweater would look small, and James would come away jubilant; the next it would have swollen over a vast area, and Peter would walk home singing. The suspense of the two men can readily be imagined. On the one hand, they wanted to know their fate; on the other, they fully realized that whoever the sweater was for would have to wear it. And, as it was a vivid pink and would probably not fit by a mile, their hearts quailed at the prospect. In all affairs of human tension there must come a breaking point. It came one night as the two men were walking home. "Peter," said James, stopping in mid-stride. He mopped his forehead. His manner had been feverish all the evening. "Yes?" said Peter. "I can't stand this any longer. I haven't had a good night's rest for weeks. We must find out definitely which of us is to have that sweater." "Let's go back and ask her," said Peter. So they turned back and rang the bell and went into the house and presented themselves before Miss Forrester. |
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