The Clicking of Cuthbert by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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sat, the Oldest Member had a good view of the ninth green; and
presently, out of the greyness of the December evening, there appeared over the brow of the hill a golf-ball. It trickled across the green, and stopped within a yard of the hole. The Oldest Member nodded approvingly. A good approach-shot. A young man in a tweed suit clambered on to the green, holed out with easy confidence, and, shouldering his bag, made his way to the club-house. A few moments later he entered the smoking-room, and uttered an exclamation of rapture at the sight of the fire. "I'm frozen stiff!" He rang for a waiter and ordered a hot drink. The Oldest Member gave a gracious assent to the suggestion that he should join him. "I like playing in winter," said the young man. "You get the course to yourself, for the world is full of slackers who only turn out when the weather suits them. I cannot understand where they get the nerve to call themselves golfers." "Not everyone is as keen as you are, my boy," said the Sage, dipping gratefully into his hot drink. "If they were, the world would be a better place, and we should hear less of all this modern unrest." "I _am_ pretty keen," admitted the young man. "I have only encountered one man whom I could describe as keener. I allude to Mortimer Sturgis." |
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