Scarborough and the Critic by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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should fall plump to the ground!
_Aman_. But, my lord, a fine gentleman spends a great deal of his time in his intrigues; you have given us no account of them yet. _Lord Fop._ [_Aside_.] So! she would inquire into my amours--that's jealousy, poor soul!--I see she's in love with me.--[_Aloud_.] O Lord, madam, I had like to have forgot a secret I must need tell your ladyship.--Ned, you must not be so jealous now as to listen. _Love._ [_Leading_ BERINTHIA _up the stage_.] Not I, my lord; I am too fashionable a husband to pry into the secrets of my wife. _Lord Fop._ [_Aside to_ AMANDA _squeezing her hand_.] I am in love with you to desperation, strike me speechless! _Aman._ [_Strikes him on the ear_.] Then thus I return your passion.--An impudent fool! _Lord Fop_. God's curse, madam, I am a peer of the realm! _Love_. [_Hastily returning_.] Hey! what the devil, do you affront my wife, sir? Nay, then-- [_Draws. They fight._] _Aman_. What has my folly done?--Help! murder! help! Part them for Heaven's sake. _Lord Fop_. [_Falls back and leans on his sword._] Ah! quite through the body, stap my vitals! _Enter_ SERVANTS. _Love_. [_Runs to_ LORD FOPPINGTON.] I hope I ha'nt killed the fool, however. Bear him up.--Call a surgeon there. _Lord Fop_. Ay, pray make haste. [_Exit_ SERVANT. _Love_. This mischief you may thank yourself for. |
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