Scarborough and the Critic by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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heart. So mind, Varole, let these cards be left as directed; for
this evening I shall wait on my future father-in-law, Sir Tunbelly, and I mean to commence my devoirs to the lady, by giving an entertainment at her father's expense; and hark thee, tell Mr. Loveless I request he and his company will honour me with their presence, or I shall think we are not friends. _La Var_. I will be sure, milor. [_Exit_.] _Enter_ TOM FASHION. _Fash_. Brother, your servant; how do you find yourself to-day? _Lord Fop_. So well that I have ardered my coach to the door--so there's no danger of death this baut, Tam. _Fash_. I'm very glad of it. _Lord Fop_. [_Aside_.] That I believe a lie.-- [_Aloud_.] Pr'ythee, Tam, tell me one thing--did not your heart cut a caper up to your mauth, when you heard I was run through the bady? _Fash_. Why do you think it should? _Lord Fop_. Because I remember mine did so when I heard my uncle was shot through the head. _Fash_. It, then, did very ill. _Lord Fop_. Pr'ythee, why so? _Fash_. Because he used you very well. _Lord Fop_. Well!--Naw, strike me dumb! he starved me; he has let me want a thausand women for want of a thausand paund. _Fash_. Then he hindered you from making a great many ill bargains; for I think no woman worth money that will take money. _Lord Fop_. If I was a younger brother I should think so too. _Fash_. Then you are seldom much in love? _Lord Fop_. Never, stap my vitals! |
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