Scarborough and the Critic by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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brother_.] Ask the ladies.
_Fash_. Why, thou essence-bottle, thou musk-cat! dost thou then think thou hast any advantage over me but what Fortune has given thee? _Lord Fop_. I do, stap my vitals! _Fash_. Now, by all that's great and powerful, thou art the prince of coxcombs! _Lord Fop_. Sir, I am proud at being at the head of so prevailing a party. _Fash_. Will nothing provoke thee?--Draw, coward! _Lord Fop_. Look you, Tam, you know I have always taken you for a mighty dull fellow, and here is one of the foolishest plats broke out that I have seen a lang time. Your poverty makes life so burdensome to you, you would provoke me to a quarrel, in hopes either to slip through my lungs into my estate, or to get yourself run through the guts, to put an end to your pain. But I will disappoint you in both your designs; far, with the temper of a philasapher, and the discretion of a statesman--I shall leave the room with my sword in the scabbard. [_Exit_.] _Fash_. So! farewell, brother; and now, conscience, I defy thee. Lory! _Enter_ LORY. _Lory_. Sir! _Fash_. Here's rare news, Lory; his lordship has given me a pill has purged off all my scruples. _Lory_. Then my heart's at ease again: for I have been in a lamentable fright, sir, ever since your conscience had the impudence to intrude into your company. _Fash_. Be at peace; it will come there no more: my brother has given it a wring by the nose, and I have kicked it |
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