Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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lifetime."
This sort of talk from a stranger might have been the prelude to an appeal for financial assistance. He dissipated that half-born thought. "Don't be uneasy," he said; "you have not been lured up here by the ruse of a clever borrower. I can do a bit of touching when in the mood, mind you, but you're safe. You are here because I see that you are a pleasant fellow." "Thank you," I said. "Besides," he continued, "I am not hungry at present. In fact, I shall never be hungry again." "You're lucky," I remarked. "I am. I am the fortunate possessor of the knack of writing advertisements." "Indeed," I said, feeling awkward, for I saw that I ought to be impressed. "Ah!" he said, laughing outright. "You're not impressed in the least, really. But I'll ask you to consider what advertisements mean. First, they are the life-essence of every newspaper, every periodical, and every book." |
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