Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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had struck; and that finally it had been agreed on both sides that the
meal should be put in his room at eleven o'clock, whether he was dressed or not. He said that he often saw his breakfast come in, and would drowsily determine to consume it hot. But he had never had the energy to do so. Once, indeed, he had mistaken the time, and had confidently expected that the morning of a hot breakfast had come at last. He was dressed by nine, and had sat for two hours gloating over the prospect of steaming coffee and frizzling bacon. On that particular morning, however, there had been some domestic tragedy--the firing of a chimney or the illness of a cook--and at eleven o'clock, not breakfast, but an apology for its absence had been brought to him. This embittered Julian. He gave up the unequal contest, and he has frequently confessed to me that cold breakfast is an acquired, yet not unpleasant, taste. He woke up when I came in, and, after hearing my news and congratulating me, began to open the letters that lay on the table at his side. One of the envelopes had Skeffington's trade mark stamped upon it, and contained a bank-note and a sheet closely type-written on both sides. "Half a second, Jimmy," said he, and began to read. I poured myself out a cup of cold coffee, and, avoiding the bacon and eggs, which lay embalmed in frozen grease, began to lunch off bread and marmalade. "I'll do it," he burst out when he had finished. "It's a sweat--a fearful sweat, but---- |
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