William Tell Told Again by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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So that now, though he wanted dreadfully to forbid something else, he
could not think of anything. Then he had an idea, and this was it: He told his servants to cut a long pole. And they cut a very long pole. Then he said to them, "Go into the hall and bring me one of my hats. Not my best hat, which I wear on Sundays and on State occasions; nor yet my second-best, which I wear every day; nor yet, again, the one I wear when I am out hunting, for all these I need. Fetch me, rather, the oldest of my hats." And they fetched him the very oldest of his hats. Then he said, "Put it on top of the pole." And they put it right on top of the pole. And, last of all, he said, "Go and set up the pole in the middle of the meadow just outside the gates of the town." And they went and set up the pole in the very middle of the meadow just outside the gates of the town. Then he sent his heralds out to north and south and east and west to summon the people together, because he said he had something very important and special to say to them. And the people came in tens, and fifties, and hundreds, men, women, and children; and they stood waiting in front of the Palace steps till Gessler the Governor should come out and say something very important and special to them. And punctually at eleven o'clock, Gessler, having finished a capital breakfast, came out on to the top step and spoke to them. "Ladies and gentlemen,"--he began. (A voice from the crowd: "Speak up!") |
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