William Tell Told Again by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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began to be more personal.
"You in the second-hand lobster-tin," shouted one--he meant Friesshardt, whose suit of armour, though no longer new, hardly deserved this description--"who's your hatter?" "Can't yer see," shouted a friend, when Friesshardt made no reply, "the pore thing ain't alive? 'E's stuffed!" Roars of laughter greeted this sally. Friesshardt, in spite of the fact that he enjoyed a joke, turned pink. "'E's blushing!" shrieked a voice. Friesshardt turned purple. Then things got still more exciting. "'Ere," said a rough voice in the crowd impatiently, "wot's the good of _torkin'_ to 'em? Gimme that 'ere egg, missus!" And in another instant an egg flew across the meadow, and burst over Leuthold's shoulder. The crowd howled with delight. This was something _like_ fun, thought they, and the next moment eggs, cabbages, cats, and missiles of every sort darkened the air. The two soldiers raved and shouted, but did not dare to leave their post. At last, just as the storm was at its height, it ceased, as if by magic. Everyone in the crowd turned round, and, as he turned, jumped into the air and waved his hat. |
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