William Tell Told Again by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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"Your memory is good, Tell. So is mine. I think you made a few remarks
to me on that occasion, Tell--a few chatty remarks? Eh, Tell?" "Very possibly, your Excellency." "You were hardly polite, Tell." "If I offended you I am sorry." "I am glad to hear it, Tell. I think you will be even sorrier before long. So you've been ill-treating my soldiers, eh?" "It was not I who touched them." "Oh, so you didn't touch them? Ah! But you defied my power by refusing to bow down to the hat. I set up that hat to prove the people's loyalty. I am afraid you are not loyal, Tell." "I was a little thoughtless, not disloyal. I passed the hat without thinking." "You should always think, Tell. It is very dangerous not to do so. And I suppose that you shot your arrow through the hat without thinking?" "I was a little carried away by excitement, your Excellency." "Dear, dear! Carried away by excitement, were you? You must really be more careful, Tell. One of these days you will be getting yourself into trouble. But it seems to have been a very fine shot. You _are_ a capital marksman, I believe?" |
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