The History of Mr. Polly by H. G. (Herbert George) Wells
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She made dying seem almost agreeable.
Both these people were resolved to treat Mr. Polly very well, and to help his exceptional incompetence in every possible way, and after a simple supper of ham and bread and cheese and pickles and cold apple tart and small beer had been cleared away, they put him into the armchair almost as though he was an invalid, and sat on chairs that made them look down on him, and opened a directive discussion of the arrangements for the funeral. After all a funeral is a distinct social opportunity, and rare when you have no family and few relations, and they did not want to see it spoilt and wasted. "You'll have a hearse of course," said Mrs. Johnson. "Not one of them combinations with the driver sitting on the coffin. Disrespectful I think they are. I can't fancy how people can bring themselves to be buried in combinations." She flattened her voice in a manner she used to intimate aesthetic feeling. "I _do_ like them glass hearses," she said. "So refined and nice they are." "Podger's hearse you'll have," said Johnson conclusively. "It's the best in Easewood." "Everything that's right and proper," said Mr. Polly. "Podger's ready to come and measure at any time," said Johnson. "Then you'll want a mourner's carriage or two, according as to whom you're going to invite," said Mr. Johnson. "Didn't think of inviting any one," said Polly. |
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