HIS HIGH MIGHTINESS.

The little "court" of the White House wrangling about a fit title for
the Chief, that of "excellency" not being taken as sufficient, one
disputant suggested that the Dutch one of "high mightiness" might fit.
Speaker Mullenberg, at the first Presidency, pronounced on the
question at a dinner where Washington was sitting.

"Why, general, if we were certain the office would always be held by
men as large as yourself (how cleverly he shunned the use of either
"great" or "grand!") or Mr. Wynkopp there, it would be appropriate
enough! But, if by chance a President as small as my opposite neighbor
should be elected, his high mightiness would be ridiculous!"

The quarrelers were hushed, thinking if Douglas, the Little Giant, had
preceded or should follow their colossus of six feet three!


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LINCOLN'S OPINION AT THIRTY.

Diffident, but having been twice disappointed in love-making, Abraham
wrote in support of a Miss Owen rejecting him: "I should never be
satisfied with any one blockhead enough to have me."


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