I am divorced somehow in name.

Just 'Mabel Smith' I can endure;
It leaves the world in doubt;
But 'Mrs.' makes the marriage sure,
Yet leaves the husband out.
It sounds like Reno, or the tomb,
And always fills me full of gloom.

They say the honours are all mine;
Well, I would trade the pack
For one sweet year in which to shine
Again as 'Mrs. Jack.'
That gave to life a core, a pith,
Not found by 'Mrs. Mabel Smith.'

For one suggests the chosen mate,
And all the joy love brings;
And one suggests a delegate
To federated things.
I'm built upon the old-time plan -
I like to supplement a man.

If on each point of glory's star
My name shone like a pearl,
I'd feel a pleasure greater far
In being 'Jack Smith's girl.'
It is ridiculous, I know,
But then, you see, I'm fashioned so.