Home: A little sheltered hollow scooped out of the windy hill of the world.

Home: A place where our stomachs get three good meals daily and our hearts
a thousand.


MISCELLANEOUS TOASTS

These might be multiplied indefinitely, but a sufficient number are given
to serve as hints to the person who is able to make his own toasts, yet
seeks a little aid to lift him out of the common rut.

Marriage: The happy estate which resembles a pair of shears; so joined that
they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always
punishing any one who comes between them.

Marriage: The gate through which the happy lover leaves his enchanted
ground and returns from paradise to earth.

Woman: The fairest work of the great Author; the edition is large, and no
man should be without a copy.

Woman: She needs no eulogy; she speaks for herself.

Woman: The bitter half of man. (A sour bachelor's toast.)

Wedlock: May the single all be married and all the married be happy. Love
to one, friendship to many, and good-will to all.

The Lady we love and the Friend we trust.