The Man with Two Left Feet - And Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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cooking supper, she came in unexpectedly to ask how he wanted the steak
cooked. He explained that he had had a sudden touch of cramp, but the incident shook his nerve. After this he decided that he must have lessons. Complications did not cease with this resolve. Indeed, they became more acute. It was not that there was any difficulty about finding an instructor. The papers were full of their advertisements. He selected a Mme Gavarni because she lived in a convenient spot. Her house was in a side street, with a station within easy reach. The real problem was when to find time for the lessons. His life was run on such a regular schedule that he could hardly alter so important a moment in it as the hour of his arrival home without exciting comment. Only deceit could provide a solution. 'Min, dear,' he said at breakfast. 'Yes, Henry?' Henry turned mauve. He had never lied to her before. 'I'm not getting enough exercise.' 'Why you look so well.' 'I get a kind of heavy feeling sometimes. I think I'll put on another mile or so to my walk on my way home. So--so I'll be back a little later in future.' |
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