The Man with Two Left Feet - And Other Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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scene a little, he had felt, if Sidney Mercer did not present himself
to play the role of foil; but he need have had no fears on this point. Sidney had the gift, not uncommon in the chinless, smooth-baked type of man, of being able to see a pretty girl come into the restaurant even when his back was towards the door. They had hardly seated themselves when he was beside their table bleating greetings. 'Why, Henry! Always here!' 'Wife's birthday.' 'Many happy returns of the day, Mrs Mills. We've just time for one turn before the waiter comes with your order. Come along.' The band was staggering into a fresh tune, a tune that Henry knew well. Many a time had Mme Gavarni hammered it out of an aged and unwilling piano in order that he might dance with her blue-eyed niece. He rose. 'No!' he exclaimed grandly. 'I am going to dance with my wife!' He had not under-estimated the sensation which he had looked forward to causing. Minnie looked at him with round eyes. Sidney Mercer was obviously startled. 'I thought you couldn't dance.' 'You never can tell,' said Henry, lightly. 'It looks easy enough. Anyway, I'll try.' 'Henry!' cried Minnie, as he clasped her. |
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