First Plays  by A. A. (Alan Alexander) Milne
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|  | GERALD (with the idea of putting himself and BOB more at their ease). Good old Marcus and Farringdon! It's the most perfect name for a firm. They sound so exactly as though they could sell you anything from a share to a shaving-brush. Marcus and Farringdon's pure badger, two shillings--gilt-edged badger half-a-crown. BOB (fiercely). I suppose everything is just a pleasant joke to you. GERALD (utterly surprised). Bob! Bob, old boy, what's the matter? (Putting his hand on BOB'S shoulder) I say, Bob, I haven't hurt you, have I? BOB (hopelessly). Oh, Jerry, I believe I'm in the devil of a hole. GERALD. You haven't called me "Jerry" since we were at school. BOB. You got me out of holes then--damn you! and you were my younger brother. Oh, Jerry, get me out of this one. GERALD. But, of course. (Firmly, as if a little nervous of a scene from BOB) My dear Bob, you're as right as anything. You've got nothing on earth to worry about. At the worst it's only a question of money, and we can always put that right somehow. BOB. I'm not sure that it is only a question of money. GERALD (frightened). What do you mean? (Turning away with a laugh) You're talking nonsense. |  | 


 
