The Voyage of Captain Popanilla by Earl of Beaconsfield Benjamin Disraeli
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'By no means, my friend! you are really too rapid. The fact is, that no
one has the power of originally circulating these shells but our Government; and if any one, by any chance, choose to violate this arrangement, we make up for depriving him of his solitary walks on the shore by instant submersion in the sea.' 'Then the whole circulation of the country is at the mercy of your Government?' remarked Popanilla, summoning to his recollection the contents of one of those shipwrecked brochures which had exercised so strange an influence on his destiny. 'Suppose they do not choose to issue?' 'That is always guarded against. The mere quarterly payments of interest upon our national debt will secure an ample supply.' 'Debt! I thought you were the richest nation in the world?' 'Tis true; nevertheless, if there were a golden pyramid with a base as big as the whole earth and an apex touching the heavens, it would not supply us with sufficient metal to satisfy our creditors.' 'But, my dear sir,' exclaimed the perplexed Popanilla, 'if this really be true, how then can you be said to be the richest nation in the world?' 'It is very simple. The annual interest upon our debt exceeds the whole wealth of the rest of the world; therefore we must be the richest nation in the world.' 'Tis true,' said Popanilla; 'I see I have yet much to learn. But with |
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