The Attaché; or, Sam Slick in England — Volume 01 by Thomas Chandler Haliburton
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the English don't know how to brag, as well as some other
folks, and whether they don't brag too sumtimes, when they hante got no right to. There is four figures there a representing the four quarters of the globe in chains, and among them America, a crouchin' down, and a-beggin' for life, like a mean heathen Ingin. Well, jist do the civil now, and tell me when that little braggin' feller ever whipped us, will you? Just tell me the day of the year he was ever able to do it, since his mammy cut the apron string and let him run to seek his fortin'. Heavens and airth, we'd a chawed him right up! "No, there never was an officer among you, that had any thing to brag of about us but one, and he wasn't a Britisher--he was a despisable Blue-nose colonist boy of Halifax. When his captain was took below wounded, he was leftenant, so he jist ups and takes command o' the Shannon, and fit like a tiger and took our splendid frigate the Chesapeake, and that was sumthing to brag on. And what did he get for it? Why colony sarce, half-pay, and leave to make room for Englishers to go over his head; and here is a lyin' false monument, erected to this man that never even see'd one of our national ships, much less smelt thunder and lightning out of one, that English like, has got this for what he didn't do. "I am sorry Mr. Lett [Footnote: This was the man that blew up the Brock monument in Canada. _He was a Patriot_.] is dead to Canada, or I'd give him a hint about this. I'd say, 'I hope none of our free and enlightened citizens |
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