The Attaché; or, Sam Slick in England — Volume 02 by Thomas Chandler Haliburton
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him; that you have set your mark on him, and that you
have took your satisfaction. The throb of delight felt by a 'monokolister' is beyond all conception." "Oh heavens!" said the traveller, "Oh horror of horrors! I never heard any thing so dreadful. Your manner of telling it, too, adds to its terrors. You appear to view the practice with a proper Christian disgust; and yet you talk like an amateur. Oh, the thing is sickening." "It is, indeed," said Mr. Slick, "particularly to him that loses his peeper. But the dexterity, you know, is another thing. It is very scientific. He has two niggers, has Squire Wormwood, who teach the wrastlin' and gouge-sparrin'; but practisin' for the eye is done for punishment of runaways. He has plenty of subjects. All the planters send their fugit_ive_ niggers there to be practised on for an eye. The scholars ain't allowed to take more than one eye out of them; if they do, they have to pay for the nigger; for he is no sort o' good after, for nothin' but to pick oakum. I could go through the form, and give you the cries to the life, but I won't; it is too horrid; it really is too dreadful." "Oh do, I beg of you," said the traveller. "I cannot, indeed; it is too shocking. It will disgust you." "Oh, not at all," said Turkey, "when I know it is simulated, |
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