The Attaché; or, Sam Slick in England — Volume 02 by Thomas Chandler Haliburton
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"'No,' he'll say, 'not now; we have jist sent an English one over, for we find it's a good thing that.' "'One word more,' sais you, 'and I have done. If your army officers out there, get leave of absence, do you stop their pay?' "'No.' "'Do you sarve native colonists the same way?' "'No, we stop half their salaries.' "'Exactly,' sais you, 'make them feel the difference. Always make a nigger feel he is a nigger, or he'll get sassy, you may depend. As for patronage,' sais you, 'you know as well as I do, that all that's not worth havin', is jist left to poor colonist. He is an officer of militia, gets no pay and finds his own fit out. Like Don Quixote's tailor, he works for nothin' and finds thread. Any other little matters of the same kind, that nobody wants, and nobody else will take; if Blue-nose makes interest for, and has good luck, he can get as a great favour, to conciliate his countrymen. No, Minister,' sais you, 'you are a clever man, every body sais you are a brick; and if you ain't, you talk more like one, than any body I have seen this while past. I don't want no office myself, if I did p'raps, I wouldn't talk about patronage this way; but I am a colonist, I want to see the colonists |
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